I wish I could feel how i felt today everyday. Empowered, unstoppable, confident, musical, happy. Why does this only happen about one time a month?

redbloodedamerica:

Sadly, these definitions started really gaining steam in the 80’s.  Now, today on Tumblr it’s hard to find pages without some kind of clinical disorder in descriptions.

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover."

Mark Twain (via psych-facts)

Remember this every day :)

trytocatchupmotherfuckers:

shingeki-no-fucking-shit:

lustire:

cloudradical:

cloudradical:

Young Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape

I literally posted this like yesterday afternoon it got so many notes so quickly

because its leo and johnny

it’s like somebody told leo that he’d never win an oscar and johnny is like “shhhh me neither it’s ok”

That comment

trytocatchupmotherfuckers:

shingeki-no-fucking-shit:

lustire:

cloudradical:

cloudradical:

Young Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape

I literally posted this like yesterday afternoon it got so many notes so quickly

because its leo and johnny

it’s like somebody told leo that he’d never win an oscar and johnny is like “shhhh me neither it’s ok”

That comment

(Source: sphvere)

(Source: kushaholic)

"I tried to smoke pot for the first time when I was 14. Figured I could sneak a few puffs off my big sister’s little glass piece. Stuck it in my mouth trying to figure out which end I was supposed to smoke from. Tasted peculiar. Plus, I just couldn’t get how to work the thing. Eventually, I discovered that these smoking devices typically have a little indentation where the marijauna is supposed to go as well as a pathway inside of it which allows you to inhale the smoke. Glass buttplugs don’t have either of these, which is an important distinction."
— Gold in the reddit comments section. (via brispyedges)

0shi0kiy0:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

Well now I’m crying

(Source: frozensecond)

(Source: oomshi)

Goober 😜

This is my “I just got crop dusted at work” face. #life #work #deargod

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

"Better than sex" mascara… Hmmm…